Hi, my name is Jordan Byrd. I make things.
Delicious Tuna Omelette (or Omelet) Recipe
So good: Ingredients: 3 Eggs Packet of tuna Diced onions Cilantro Adobo seasoning Sour Cream (optional) Srichacha 1.) Mix the tuna, diced onions, and cilantro together in a bowl. Season with the adobo. 2.) Whisk the eggs together, and throw them onto a greased skillet or pan. Wait until they look mostly cooked. Scoop the …
The Weiner Scandal
Saying that will never get old to me Ugh. I cannot figure out why this story blew up like it did. I want it to stop, and I’m bummed that a great politician’s career is over. He got a little horny and did something stupid while in office. That’s all. It’s not anything to freak …
The Cross of Iron
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a …
Domain companies are a scam
I started my business a little over a year ago now. After I spent a weekend building my site, I went to buy my domain. Turns out bootstrapdesign.com belonged to an old blog that hasn’t been updated since 2007. Their domain was going to expire. I found this out because 2 separate companies, Sunergy Domains …
My GF and adventures with airbags
My GF got in a wreck on Tuesday. She’ll be fine, but she got pretty banged up. Check the pics out after the break: Joomla Sucks…
and I want it to die forever and ever and ever. The end. Seriously though, why is it so popular? Everything about it feels skeevy as shit. All the forums for all of the popular plugins/themes are members-only (and not very helpful at all), most of the folks who are really into it are smarter-than-thou …
OOH TYPOGRAPHY!
Hey, just though that everyone might be interested in checking out Type-a-file It provides a solid backbone CSS file that takes care of some basic type styles. Basically, it’s really neat and I’ve been fiddling with it for like 20 minutes now.
Woz and Net Neutrality
First, let me just say that I’m cautiously optimistic about this new legislation. Yes, I am nervous that wireless data—like 3g bandwidth—is exempted. Yes, I am worried that the telco lobby was able to influence the drafting of the regulation. Still, it’s better than nothing, right? It’s at least a jumping-off point that might pave …
Nicholas Was
Nicholas Was… Older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. Once very year they forced him, sobbing & …
Whew
So after that last post, I’m beat. I’m currently working on a proposal for a potential big client and fiddling around with Sencha Animator, which is a GUI front-end for putting together CSS3 animations. I’m pretty stoked on the idea of it, I might do another tutorial post soon-ish for it. In the meantime though, …